Candace Starling

As I'm sure most of you know, Candace Starling was in an automobile accident involving a pine tree and a deer. The deer ran out in front of her, with a quick motion she swerved the vehicle trying to prevent an accident. Unexpectedly Candace lost control of her vehicle as is swerved out of control. There was nothing she could but ride it out. Candace ran through a barb wire fence and uprooted a Pine tree. The airbags deployed and she was spared. Fortunately there was not a person in the passengers seat or they would have been smashed into oblivion. Candace was trapped in her vehicle as she waited for help. She had her cell phone on hand and dialed the fire department. With a quick response they arrived to save the day. It's a blessing to all of us that young Candace lives to fight another day. May she be equipped with a quick recovery, and never have another accident as tragic again.. Although it could've been worse...

SACS Accreditation March 16th

On March the 16th of this year, our school will be facing SACS accreditation. Be on your best behavior and don't screw things up. Let us not be impudent whelps, but civilized human beings. Perhaps we will represent our school with pride and dignity. If we are to be respected as a whole, then the majority must pull their own weight.

Enough of this madness!

Well.. well.. well.. I am sick and tired of trash being on the lunchroom floor. To whom it may concern: Do you degenerates realize what you're doing when you leave trash on the floor or table? You're causing other people like myself unnecessary work! As a human being you have an obligation to be responsible for yourself. A tree that does not bare good fruit is tossed into the fire. Don't fail at life, earn the respect of others by cleaning up after yourself. When you use the bathroom do you wait on someone else to clean up the mess? I don't think so, it could be possible though. Please try not to be so incompetent, incoherent, and just plain dumb. Headmaster of Dixie Mr. James E. Partin was asked to make a statement regarding this situation: He says " If your mother cleans up after you at home, and you don't clean up after yourself at school, then you should bring your mother to school to clean up after you."

Can DRIVE Woohoo!

We had a very successful can drive this year. A total of 448 cans were collected to benefit those in need of them. The Juniors of Dixie won the drive with 170 cans resulting in a future pizza party. As for the elementary the 6th grade came out on top. I am very hungry, and I think those who are receiving the cans are as well. Soon we will have our NomNoms. Our bellies will be full, and our hearts warmed.

Tornado Drill at Dixie!

Today we were drilled in the case of a Tornado being in our area. We were brought out orderly into the hallways and lectured on what to do in case of a Tornado. We gained much insight, I myself was clueless. For example: a short bell means a short distance; where as a long bell means long distance. A long bell is commonly used during a Fire drill. I think we will all be safe if a Tornado comes around good ole' Louisville thanks to the faculty and their expertise on the matter!

Dixie Academy Student Body.

Hello viewers, and welcome to the Dixie Academy Student Body BLOG! I, Jeffrey Williams will be presenting information and updates about our student body in a stylish; yet professional manor. Flavor is a big feature in all of my work: We want it juicy and tender, like a steak. Enough about food though, I have to stay focused... I will provide pictures of both good and bad qualities. Good being, things that make our school look better. Bad being, things that make our school look worse: a fine example being trash in the parking lot. Who wants trash on the elegant and beautiful surface of the Earth, I know I sure don't! Pick up your trash; it leaves a rash, and I don't think any of us like rashes. Until next time, stay pretty Dixie Academy.